You’ve probably heard by now that softball all-star Jennie Finch is retiring from the sport next week…Yeah, and if you already knew that then I’d bet good money you walk around in tight pink dresses on the weekends, duct tape your nuts back and tell everyone at the tranny bar that your name is Courtnay.
Dude, nobody follows softball. It’s like knowing what’s currently happening in the WNBA??? (crickets)
All you really need to know is that hot blond chick that gave you wood while watching the Olympics was a softball player named Jennie Finch. Trivia for the day complete.
